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Q2003544
Medicina
Você é médico do trabalho e, durante o exame físico de um trabalhador, realiza a
Manobra de Spurling, que é positiva quando ocorre(m)
Q2003543
Segurança e Saúde no Trabalho
Em relação às ações de saúde previstas na NR 7, Programa de Controle Médico
de Saúde Ocupacional - PCMSO, considere as afirmativas a seguir:
I. Os registros dos exames médicos deverão ser mantidos por período mínimo de 30 anos após o desligamento do trabalhador.
II. O exame médico de retorno ao trabalho deverá ser realizado obrigatoriamente no primeiro dia da volta ao trabalho de trabalhador ausente por período igual ou superior a 30 dias, por motivo de doença ou acidente, de natureza ocupacional ou não ou parto.
III. Para cada exame médico realizado, o médico emitirá o Atestado de Saúde Ocupacional em três vias, sendo que uma delas deverá ser encaminhada à CIPA.
Está CORRETO o que se afirma em:
I. Os registros dos exames médicos deverão ser mantidos por período mínimo de 30 anos após o desligamento do trabalhador.
II. O exame médico de retorno ao trabalho deverá ser realizado obrigatoriamente no primeiro dia da volta ao trabalho de trabalhador ausente por período igual ou superior a 30 dias, por motivo de doença ou acidente, de natureza ocupacional ou não ou parto.
III. Para cada exame médico realizado, o médico emitirá o Atestado de Saúde Ocupacional em três vias, sendo que uma delas deverá ser encaminhada à CIPA.
Está CORRETO o que se afirma em:
Q2003542
Medicina
Entre os agentes etiológicos e fatores de risco de natureza ocupacional mais
conhecidos para o câncer de fígado, NÃO se inclui:
Q2003541
Segurança e Saúde no Trabalho
O ASO – Atestado de Saúde Ocupacional, de acordo com a NR7, deverá conter,
no mínimo, os seguintes itens, EXCETO:
Q2003540
Segurança e Saúde no Trabalho
Um trabalhador tem importante exposição ao n-hexano.
De acordo com o Quadro I da NR7, o indicador biológico utilizado para quantificar a exposição a esse agente químico é a dosagem de
De acordo com o Quadro I da NR7, o indicador biológico utilizado para quantificar a exposição a esse agente químico é a dosagem de
Q2003539
Medicina
Na prevenção dos distúrbios musculoesqueléticos em membros superiores, deve
o Médico do Trabalho considerar os seguintes princípios, EXCETO:
Q2003538
Segurança e Saúde no Trabalho
De acordo com a NR 7, Programa de Controle Médico de Saúde Ocupacional -
PCMSO, entende-se por mudança de função toda e qualquer alteração de atividade, posto de trabalho ou de setor que implique na
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Provas:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Gestão Administrativa I
|
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico Contábil I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Agente Técnico de Meio Ambiente I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002252
Inglês
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READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT AND CHOOSE THE OPTION WHICH BEST
COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
The modal verb should in “we should use all these great ways” (paragraph 6) indicates that the author wants to
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002249
Inglês
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COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
What is interesting about homes built in the U.S. after 2000?
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002248
Inglês
Texto associado
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT AND CHOOSE THE OPTION WHICH BEST
COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology _______ produce
things that use less energy for the same result.
What is the best word to complete this sentence? (paragraph 4)
What is the best word to complete this sentence? (paragraph 4)
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002247
Inglês
Texto associado
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT AND CHOOSE THE OPTION WHICH BEST
COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
The reason why energy conservation is great is that
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002246
Inglês
Texto associado
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT AND CHOOSE THE OPTION WHICH BEST
COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
The word them in “people often use them to mean the same thing” (paragraph 2)
refers to
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002245
Inglês
Texto associado
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT AND CHOOSE THE OPTION WHICH BEST
COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
The word huge in “that would be huge savings” (paragraph 1) can be substituted
by the word
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Provas:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Gestão Administrativa I
|
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico Contábil I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Agente Técnico de Meio Ambiente I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002244
Inglês
Texto associado
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT AND CHOOSE THE OPTION WHICH BEST
COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
The words such as in “such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances”
(paragraph 1) is used to indicate
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002243
Inglês
Texto associado
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT AND CHOOSE THE OPTION WHICH BEST
COMPLETES EACH QUESTION ACCORDING TO IT:
Saving Energy
Just a century ago, humans used very little energy because we had less of the
things that consume it. There were no computers, phones, TV, cars, lights, washing
machines and all that. After the industrial revolution, people started using a lot more
manufactured items such as electronics, automobiles, and home appliances. These
items use a lot of energy, but if we all cut its use by half, that would be huge savings,
and make a great difference.
Saving energy can be achieved in different ways: 1. Energy conservation, 2. Energy
Efficiency, and 3. Recycling. These first two are not the same, even though people
often use them to mean the same thing.
1- Energy Conservation: This is the practice that results in less energy being
used. For instance, turning the taps, computers, lights, and TV off when not in use.
It also includes running in the park or outside instead of running on the treadmill in
the gym. Energy conservation is great because we can all do this everywhere and
anytime. It is a fundamental behavior we must acquire.
2- Energy Efficiency: This is the use of manufacturing techniques and technology
_______ produce things that use less energy for the same result. For example, if a
heater is designed to warm your home with less energy than regular heaters, that
would be an energy efficient heater. If your washing machine uses less energy to
do the same job as other washers, that is an energy efficient washer. An interesting
fact is that homes built in the U.S. after 2000 are about 30% bigger, but they use
less energy than older homes.
3- Recycling: This involves the use of waste or old materials to make new ones,
like collecting all old newspapers from the town at the end of every day and turning
the papers into fresh paper for printing again. We can collect all plastic bottles and
send them to be used for new plastic bottles or used for children plastic toys. Recycling saves energy __________ less energy is used to recycle than to turn new
raw materials into new products.
This means that to save energy, we should use all these great ways. If we all try to
do this, together we can save some money and use less natural resources too.
(Adapted from: https://goo.gl/AyZdzW. Access: 01/30/2018)
About a century ago, people used less energy because of the
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Provas:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Gestão Administrativa I
|
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico Contábil I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Agente Técnico de Meio Ambiente I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002241
Raciocínio Lógico
Duas proposições compostas são equivalentes se seus valores lógicos são iguais.
Considerando que p e q são proposições lógicas, então é CORRETO afirmar que
a proposição (p Ʌ ~ q) é equivalente a:
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Provas:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Gestão Administrativa I
|
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico Contábil I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Agente Técnico de Meio Ambiente I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002238
Matemática
Os sucessivos termos da sequência: (47, 42, 37, 33, 29, 26, x, y, z, w) são obtidos
através de uma lei de formação. Obedecendo a essa lei, é CORRETO afirmar que
o valor de (x + y +z + w) é igual a:
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Provas:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Gestão Administrativa I
|
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico Contábil I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Agente Técnico de Meio Ambiente I |
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002230
Português
Texto associado
Leia o trecho abaixo para responder à questão.
A possibilidade de tirar fotos panorâmicas já é bastante conhecida pelos
usuários de iPhone. As imagens capturadas com este recurso, principalmente as
que mostram a natureza ou algo do tipo, podem ficar bem interessantes.
O que muitas pessoas não sabem é que não é preciso tirar a foto panorâmica da esquerda para a direita, como já vem definido na câmera. Ao tocar na tela,
o ponto inicial da foto muda de lado.
(globo.com 28/03/2018)
Em: “A possibilidade de tirar fotos panorâmicas já é bastante conhecida pelos
usuários de iPhone. As imagens capturadas com este recurso, principalmente as
que mostram a natureza ou algo do tipo, podem ficar bem interessantes.”, os termos destacados são
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002229
Português
Texto associado
Leia o trecho abaixo para responder à questão.
A possibilidade de tirar fotos panorâmicas já é bastante conhecida pelos
usuários de iPhone. As imagens capturadas com este recurso, principalmente as
que mostram a natureza ou algo do tipo, podem ficar bem interessantes.
O que muitas pessoas não sabem é que não é preciso tirar a foto panorâmica da esquerda para a direita, como já vem definido na câmera. Ao tocar na tela,
o ponto inicial da foto muda de lado.
(globo.com 28/03/2018)
Em: “Ao tocar na tela, o ponto inicial da foto muda de lado.”, o termo destacado
pode ser substituído, sem prejuízo de sentido, por:
Ano: 2018
Banca:
FUMARC
Órgão:
CEMIG - MG
Prova:
FUMARC - 2018 - CEMIG - MG - Técnico de Operação de Subestações I |
Q2002227
Português
Texto associado
Há marcas que vivem da inclusão, e outras que vivem da exclusão
Contardo Calligaris
Meu telefone, um iPhone 6, estava cada vez mais lento. Não era por nenhuma das causas apontadas nas inúmeras salas de conversa entre usuários de
iPhones vagarosos.
Era mesmo o processador que estava se tornando exasperadamente
lento, ao ponto em que havia um intervalo sensível de tempo entre digitar e a letra
aparecer na tela.
Deixei para resolver quando chegasse a Nova York, onde, aliás, a coisa
piorou: era suficiente eu tirar o celular do bolso ou deixá-lo num bolso externo (que
não estivesse em contato com o calor do corpo) para que a carga da bateria baixasse, de repente, de 60% a zero.
Pensei que três anos é mesmo o tempo de vida útil para uma bateria. E lá
fui à loja da Apple na Broadway.
Esperei duas horas para enfim ter acesso a alguém que me explicou que
testaria minha bateria. Depois de contemplarmos os gráficos lindos e coloridos
deixados no tablet pelo meu telefone, anunciou que minha bateria ainda não justificava uma troca – no tom pernóstico de um plantonista que sabe que não tem
leitos disponíveis e manda você para casa com aquela dor no peito e a "certeza"
de que "você não está enfartando, deve ser só digestão".
O mesmo jovem propôs uma reinstalação do sistema operacional, – que é
uma trivialidade, mas foi anunciada como se fosse um cateterismo das coronárias.
Passei a noite me recuperando, ou seja, reinstalando aplicativos. Resultado: telefone lento como antes.
Voltei para a Apple (loja da Quinta Avenida), onde descobri que, como na
história do hospital sem leitos, de fato, a Apple não dispunha mais de baterias para
substituir a minha: muitos usuários estavam com o mesmo problema. Por coincidência, tudo conjurava para que eu comprasse um telefone novo.
Nos EUA, a Apple está sendo processada (15 casos coletivos, em diferentes Estados) por piorar propositalmente a experiência dos usuários de iPhone sem
lhes oferecer alternativas –salvo, obviamente, a de adquirir um telefone novo.
A companhia pediu desculpas públicas, mas a humildade não é o forte do
treinamento Apple. Basta se lembrar que o atendimento pós-venda da companhia
se chama (o ridículo não mata ninguém) "genius bar", o balcão dos gênios.
Já pensou: você poderia ligar para seu serviço de TV a cabo porque a
recepção está péssima e alguém diria: "Sim, senhor, pode marcar consulta com o
balcão dos gênios".
A maioria dos usuários não acham isso cômico e despropositado. Por que
será?
Há marcas que vivem de seu poder de inclusão, do tipo "nós fabricamos o
carro que todos podem dirigir". E há marcas que vivem de seu poder de exclusão:
tipo, será que você merece o que estou vendendo?
Você já entrou alguma vez numa loja cara onde os vendedores, envaidecidos pela aura do próprio produto que vendem, olham para você com desprezo,
como se você não fosse um consumidor à altura da loja?
É uma estratégia básica de marketing: primeiro, espera-se que você inveje
(e portanto deseje) o mundo do qual se sente excluído.
Você perguntará: de que adianta, se não poderei adquirir os produtos da
marca? Em geral, nesses casos o projeto é vender os acessórios da casa. Pouquíssimos comprarão o casaco de R$ 15 mil, mas milhares comprarão um lencinho
(com monograma) para se sentirem, assim, membros do clube.
A Apple mantém sua presença no mercado pela ideia de sua superioridade
tecnológica - e pelo design elegante, claro.
Seriamente, alguém que usa processador de texto não deveria escolher
um computador em que não dá para apagar letras da esquerda para a direita. Mas
é como os carros ingleses dos anos 1950: havia a glória de viver perigosamente e
dirigir sem suspensões posteriores independentes (sem capotar a cada curva).
Pouco importam as críticas. A Apple conseguiu convencer seus usuários
de que eles mesmos, por serem usuários, fazem parte de uma arrojada elite tecnológica. Numa loja da Apple, todos, os usuários e os "gênios" vestem (real ou
metaforicamente) a camiseta da marca.
Quer saber o que aconteceu com meu iPhone? Está ótimo. Fui ao Device
Shop, em Times Square, no mesmo prédio do Hard Rock Cafe: atendimento imediato, troca de bateria em dez minutos, conversa agradável. Não havia gênios, só
pessoas competentes. E custou menos de dois terços do que pagaria na Apple.
Disponível em:https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/colunas/contardocalligaris/2018/01/1949427-
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mar. 2018
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